Johnny Rocket from Catchawatamucalit showed his skill yesterday on the pennyviliana turn pike. As a small chipmunk approached the road Johnny utilized the skills he learned from his grand theft auto game to save the creature God created. To his credit only 6 pedestrians were hospitalized with minor cuts, broken bones and only one amputated leg.
Man Goes Wild or Nuts (not sure which)
In a failed attempt to get his wife to take on more driving responsibility the thick skulled, bone-headed Jimmy crashed his new Nissan SUV into parked cars. Where it finally came to rest on a light pole.
When asked if it was all worth it, Jimmy replied I’m the man and a well you might want to stay up wind, it’s all good but the stains on the seats. Jimmy was immediately taken away and will be making himself comfortable in the state mental hospital for extended testing and probing.
My guess, he will not be driving for a very long time. We can hope.
Trinity of Hope church had issues with parking. Thanks to this kind deacon they have increased their parking capacity by 27 percent. Now we can really pack the house pastor Thomas said at a press conference today. Thomas’ concerns come after realizing that the 3,000 seat facility wasn’t full because of the lack of parking.
Wednesday, 13. August 2008
This is what happens when you mess with SASQUATCH!!!
Wednesday, 13. August 2008
Oh yeah just the way I wanted it to land baby just the way I wanted.
Wednesday, 13. August 2008
And the judge thinks I need to go to defensive driving school! They don’t teach this stuff there.
Wednesday, 13. August 2008
Grand Theft Auto Game is Credited!
Johnny Rocket from Catchawatamucalit showed his skill yesterday on the pennyviliana turn pike. As a small chipmunk approached the road Johnny utilized the skills he learned from his grand theft auto game to save the creature God created. To his credit only 6 pedestrians were hospitalized with minor cuts, broken bones and only one amputated leg.
Wednesday, 13. August 2008
The answer: Perpendicular Parallel Parking.
The question: How do you stop the wife from nagging about the way you drive?
You know she’ll never ask you to drive again. SWEEEET!
………..this guy did it and look how happy he is.
Thursday, 14. August 2008
Man Goes Wild or Nuts (not sure which)
In a failed attempt to get his wife to take on more driving responsibility the thick skulled, bone-headed Jimmy crashed his new Nissan SUV into parked cars. Where it finally came to rest on a light pole.
When asked if it was all worth it, Jimmy replied I’m the man and a well you might want to stay up wind, it’s all good but the stains on the seats. Jimmy was immediately taken away and will be making himself comfortable in the state mental hospital for extended testing and probing.
My guess, he will not be driving for a very long time. We can hope.
Thursday, 14. August 2008
Trinity of Hope church had issues with parking. Thanks to this kind deacon they have increased their parking capacity by 27 percent. Now we can really pack the house pastor Thomas said at a press conference today. Thomas’ concerns come after realizing that the 3,000 seat facility wasn’t full because of the lack of parking.
No problem, pack’em in @ any cost.
Thursday, 21. August 2008
If only my faith could be as sure as i though i would get this car into the space