The top hot gifts that will make your kids worship you. Yes, as far as I know this is a real banner ad that was sent to me to share with all of you. So what do you think, if anything? Is this what we as parents have resorted to?

There is no need for a relationship when you can be worshiped. And if you act now we will even include, not one but three ways in which you can become a graven image. Operators are standing by.

But wait there’s more! We know you’re busy and with all the hustle and bustle of the worship season, we wanted to make sure you didn’t forget your one-way ticket to Hell.

Operators are standing by; please have your credit cards ready. Sorry, supplies are limited and you are subject to eternal damnation.